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I’m late.
Happy belated N7 day! :D
С прошедшим, Калибрач и все-все-все =)
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(Some people say I should use less Portal Songs, to that I say “USE MORE PORTAL SONGS!)
Song: Portal 2 Retro Megamix - Artist: Alex Giudici
Song: Don’t Do It - Artist: Alex Giudici
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(Two weeks later) Well, your paperwork’s done so you’re not a D-Class anymore! Stay still please so this doesn’t cut you. *cuts and removes stitches* There we go! So uhhhhhhhh……. You want a lab coat and a nicer place to stay? Also, do you want me to remove the ID tattoos? Completely painless I swear.
“Lab coat would be nice. This jumper’s gettin’ old. And it would be great to get outta that cell. As for the tattoo… I think I’ll keep it. Reminder on not to fuck up again.”
*hands over neatly folded jeans, t-shirt with customized logo, and lab coat* Here you go! I think that we should still remove a couple of them, juuuuuuust so you don’t get shot by a new MTF.
Anonymous asked:
I would just like to honestly state for the record: I know what to feed a cat and I only fed it the food that jump had purchased at the time. That and I gave his cat a full transplant of its digestive system and a new heart after it went into cardiac arrest. He's the one who forgot to feed a cat that was nine years old and was likely going to die at any moment. Granted, it's going to die again after a couple of years anyway unfortunately, -Adrian
assistant-meiger answered:
“… How did… … You weren’t there when I had this conversation.”
I’m just gonna say that I’m a little shit and always seem to be everywhere
“… Al… Alright… That’s a little… concerning.”
That and you seem to replace a sizable portion of the eventline with another person without and consequences! Anyway, you sleep well?
“Yea… I slept fine… I did what now? Who did I replace? Who did I replace them with? What?”
Nevermind! Anyway, you wanna see a space launch in person?
“Lemme guess. From inside the space ship?”
What? NO! *sighs* Lance, it’s a manned launch on full stock!
Lance looked at him. “…Sure… But only if you tell me what I am replacing.”
Dr. Richards! Don’t worry, he’s not important to anything eventline-wise.
“Must not be…” Lance clicked quietly. “Let’s watch that space ship launch then, I guess.”
Great! Wait, you hungry? I can order catering in advance to cook you a little something extra.
“I’m fine. Let’s just go.”
*opens up door* Ah good! Mostly because that’s where we were walking towards. You wanna do the honors? Start the countdown?
Lance shook his head. “Not really.”
Really? Alright, your loss! Erm…… Lance?….. Nevermind. *turns key and presses button* Ignition sequence started, burning off excess fuel and warming up pre-launch systems. 10…… 9….. 8….. 7…..
“What? If there’s something you’re going to tell me then tell me.”
6….. *slaps Lance on the chest and points in front of him towards the glass launch control center observation window, promptly saying “dumbass” in sign language* 5….. 4…..
Lance signed ‘im looking’ back at him and looked out the window.
3…. *signs “Wait, when the fuck did you learn SIGN LANGUAGE?”* 2…. ONE! LAUNCH CLAMPS ARE DISENGAGED! UMBILICAL SYSTEM DISCONNECTED! (Three seconds later an extremely loud roaring sound and a white blur zoom past and skyrockets, the room rattles and shakes and it flies past.)
Lance braced himself instinctively when the room shook. He signed ‘seven years ago’.
That…….. Was…….. Beautiful. Anyway, how come ya learned it?
“My dad went deaf and I wanted to talk to him. So we learned it together.”
Ah……. They still alive? I bet I can help fix that!
“…. No… He.. died when I was in prison…”
Idea. *does the mad scientist face*
“… Don’t… I don’t know what you’re thinking but please… Nothing good can come from that face.”
Where was he burieeeeeed………. I’m fairly certain that I can revive the brain and 3-D the new tissue.
“He got cremated and dumped into the ocean…”
Uh-huh. Date, time, and location? If you don’t know just tell me what company they used.
“I don’t know anything. They just told me that he died and was burned.”
Ok, just in case it changed: What was his first name?
“Wilfred. What does have to do with anything?”
*puts cheesy fishing hat on Lance* PACK YOUR BAGS! I HAVE A THING WE CAN DO!
Lance took the hat off. “What are you planning this time?”
Fishing, why?
“… Why fishing?”
BECAUSE UNLIKE NORMAL AND ETHICAL PEOPLE……. I KNOW A WAY TO BRING YOUR FATHER BACK! WITH SCIENCE AND SHIT!
“For the love of god, just let him stay dead.”
*looks up from phone* Wait, wut? Whatever you said you probably should’ve said it sooner.
“… What the fuck did you do…”
Many thing! I ordered fingernail clippers online, made a sandwich, aaaaaaaaaand bought sixteen fishing boats.
“Why do you need so many fishing boats… That seems a little excessive…”
Because we need to find about 8-12 fuckloads of fish for this to work.
“… Do we really that many fish… Do you really feel the need to do this?”
It’s part of the process to get the ash that once made your father so I’d say yes.
“I appreciate the sentiment but… I don’t think that this is the greatest idea… and it could only end… terribly.”
It’s not like HIM and it’s not like the time I recreated “Thriller” with SCP-008. Why, did he ever do something bad?
“… No… He was just… so… mad at me. I-I… He said he’d never forgive me.”
Got it. Leave that part out of him. You want to keep the deafness so I can fix it or no?
“… You can’t just make him forget! He… needs to know everything… I-I… Why do you feel the need to do this?”
*inhales deeply* LISTEN! YOU WANT THINGS TO BE HAPPY OR NOR HAPPY? I PREFER MAKING THINGS HAPPY!
“I don’t… He would have to forget the past TEN YEARS of my life for him to stop being mad at me! He was PISSED when he found out that his only son was GAY! IT ONLY GOT WORSE WHEN JAKOB PROPOSED! He never wanted to speak to me again when I got arrested… I just… Let him stay dead… Please.” Lance looked like he was going to start crying.
I was gonna do a memory replacement and make him ok with you being gay but if you really want that? Ok, I won’t.
“I don’t want him brought back. I don’t want his memories replaced. Please.”
*hugs* It’s alright……. Just so you know I don’t care about anyone’s orientation on this sort of thing. Wait- JAKOB PROPOSED TO YOU!? CONGRATS! I NEVER THOUGHT HE’D DO THAT!
Lance winced. “It doesn’t matter that he did… He’s dead too….”
Ok, for fuck’s sa- HOW DID HE DIE!?
“At the bank… There was a sniper…”
(Internally) “Fuuuuuuuuuuucking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit……” (externally) Where was the bank and what company? Also, why were you robbing a bank anyway?
“Plains National in Hibbings, Kansas…. and I was trying to pay off all my dad’s medical bills…”
(Internally) “………………….Shit.” (Externally) And was he wearing a mask?
“Of course… You don’t rob a bank without a mask on…”
You obviously haven’t seen me do it. Also, what was the mask?
“It was black, came up over the chin and over the nose There was a hood on his jacket that he had up too. That also was black.”
(Internally) “fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck” (Externally) And was it daylight out?
“It was a few hours to sun down and a relatively clear day….”
(Internally) “…………….FUCK!” (Externally) Well I’m sorry to hear that. *pats shoulder* Cheer up! I can help prevent that next cycle!
“Why did… Why did you need to ask all those questions?…”
So that way I can prevent it next cycle. And not accidentally shoot them.
“Are you saying you’re the one that shot him…”
No, but my aim sucks and I think I saw the guy who sniped him.
scpyro asked:
[TEXT] Adrian... Are the rumors I'm hearing true? ~Lance
askthescp-4050-instances answered:
[TEXT]: Depends.
[TEXT]: What are the rumors? There’s an awful lot of them out there.
Look, I’m aware of the fact that he’s an asshole.
“Keep that in mind the entire time you interact with him.”
Believe me I can’t not. Back on topic, how’s your current living situation? You got good pay? Home? Benefits?
“I live on site and there’s nothing to complain about.”
Would………… Would you like a summer home?
“Would be nice…. Wait why.”
(Adrian stares at Lance as if he has just said the dumbest statement in the history of mankind) I’m gonna give you a second to add that up.
Lance looked at him. It took him about a minute to realize what Adrian was talking about. “… I totally forgot.. I-I…. Sorry….”
(He begins to laugh hysterically) Ahhhhhhhh…….. That made this feel better.
“I feel so stupid right now… Goddamn… I swear I would forget my head if it wasn’t attached to my body.”
(Adrian can barely breathe from how much he’s laughing) It’s ok. Soooooo you want it?
He rubbed the bridge of his nose. “…Sure… Why not…”
Cool. You up for getting 1.32 million dollars too?
“… Why so much?”
Because I give stupid large amounts to people and I already donated 600 billion to charity across the globe.
He cocked his head to the side. “Do you really have that much to burn?”
I’m a multitrillionare selling the best tech THE world has ever seen!……. Eeeexcept I spend of it to make the world a better place!
“You’re contesting to be one of the generous people I have ever met.”
Aw, thanks!
He waved his hand to brush off the thanks. “Well. Now I suppose it’s my turn to ask questions. So tell me… Who is Adrian?”
(He sighs and breaks into a laugh) I’m actually surprised anyone caught onto that! Alright, alright, you caught me, it’s not my real name. The Shepard part I just defaulted on when I met Tali for the first time and she asked me for my name. “Adrian”…..Just had a nice ring! Coincidentally it’s THEN also the full name of a video game protagonist and “Adrian” just so happens to start with the same letter as my designation! My mind thought all of that within five seconds.
askthescp-4050-instances asked:
☕ Geo? I've....... Got something hard to tell you and something even harder to ask you.
I’ve………. Got an expiration date.
Anonymous asked:
I would just like to honestly state for the record: I know what to feed a cat and I only fed it the food that jump had purchased at the time. That and I gave his cat a full transplant of its digestive system and a new heart after it went into cardiac arrest. He's the one who forgot to feed a cat that was nine years old and was likely going to die at any moment. Granted, it's going to die again after a couple of years anyway unfortunately, -Adrian
assistant-meiger answered:
“… How did… … You weren’t there when I had this conversation.”
I’m just gonna say that I’m a little shit and always seem to be everywhere
“… Al… Alright… That’s a little… concerning.”
That and you seem to replace a sizable portion of the eventline with another person without and consequences! Anyway, you sleep well?
“Yea… I slept fine… I did what now? Who did I replace? Who did I replace them with? What?”
Nevermind! Anyway, you wanna see a space launch in person?
“Lemme guess. From inside the space ship?”
What? NO! *sighs* Lance, it’s a manned launch on full stock!
Lance looked at him. “…Sure… But only if you tell me what I am replacing.”
Dr. Richards! Don’t worry, he’s not important to anything eventline-wise.
“Must not be…” Lance clicked quietly. “Let’s watch that space ship launch then, I guess.”
Great! Wait, you hungry? I can order catering in advance to cook you a little something extra.
“I’m fine. Let’s just go.”
*opens up door* Ah good! Mostly because that’s where we were walking towards. You wanna do the honors? Start the countdown?
Lance shook his head. “Not really.”
Really? Alright, your loss! Erm…… Lance?….. Nevermind. *turns key and presses button* Ignition sequence started, burning off excess fuel and warming up pre-launch systems. 10…… 9….. 8….. 7…..
lararejke asked:
[Text] goodbye Adrian ~jump
askthescp-4050-instances answered:
[TEXT]: Bye buddy! Wait, what are you saying bye for?
[Text] I’m…leaving. Forever.
[TEXT]: Look, Sigmantara wasn’t that bad was it? If you want to leave, you can! I’ll go drive you back to Site- Oh yeah I already did…… Nevermind! Sooooo why are you leaving? Also, I don’t recommend that. The automatic sniper turrets will lock onto a standard GPS chip in your head.
[Text]…Adrian I got permission to go. And the one who is driving can’t be you.
[TEXT]: Why not? I got access to do whatever the fuck I want! I’m a good driver! And fun, want me to take you to an ice cream place in the way to wherever it is you’re going?
[Text] BECAUSE MY SISTER IS DRIVING!
[Text] and no. Thanks.
[TEXT]: THEN TELL HER THAT SOMEONE FUN IS GONNA DRIVE! Also, you are no fun. Anyway you might as well because I’m already in your car and just hotwired it.
[Text] HOW are you in here?! Were already in here!
*turns around to face Jump in the back seat* I have many ways. That, and I’ve been living in here for the past six weeks after I flooded my bedroom with radiation accidentally.
He stared at him. “WHERE IS MS SISTER?!”
………………..Narnia.
(Meanwhile in the 4050s’ bathroom closet)
CAN SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE!?
“AAAAAAADRIAN I’M GONNA KILL YA!”
Back of the line Jump, I’m already dead technically and there are several thousand dollars for my head on a pike in Nigeria this cycle.
“….just stop it and let me go…please Adrian. ” He started to cry. “I don’t want this anymore! Please Adrian! Just give me my sister back and let me go!”
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- (two minutes later) -iiiiiiiiiinnnnne……. She’s in my bathroom closet eating Cheez-Its. Want me to go get her- Oh hi Lance! Wait, what is he doing here? I’m confuzzled now.
“Adrian I swear to fucking god. Why are you doing this?”
……………….I really wanted to drive something. Also, you’re being rude! Answer my question!
“It was supposed to be me and Jump. We’re… transferring sites.”
Ok, I can straight out tell that’s bullshi- Ohhhhhhhh! Wait, JUMP! WHAT THE FUCK!? I’M ALREADY GOING TO SAVE LANCE’S ASS!
“…what?”
*groans loudly* Jump you……. FUCKING dumbass! I was going to make him my research assistant! Also, Lance? How do you feel about going to space one day?
“I-I… Space? That sounds terrifying…”
Jump whispered. “I’m not going to let him work with you…”
Yeah screw you too jump. Also, space isn’t terrifying and Jump you don’t have a high enough clearance level for Lance’s paperwork out of D-Class. Like, dude, you’re an intern. You have literally just one clearance level above the janitors and other D-Class.
“I DON’T ALLOW YOU TO WORK WITH HIM! forget this thougt! No!”
“How ‘bout we all calm down? No need to start a fight.”
He sighs. “everything could have been so perfect….”
I’m perfect! :D
“… It’s taking ever ounce of willpower in my body to not say something rude.”
He was quit for a moment bevor He started to cry again.
*hugs Jump awkwardly from driver’s seat* It’s ok…….. We all make mistakes!
“this wasn’t a mistake….”
*sighs* I know but shut the fuck up and quit while you’re behind or else I’ll have to rip your eyes out and force-feed you your own testicles.
“ADRIAN! IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH HIM I SWEAR TO GOD! YOU WILL NOT HURT HIM!”
Jump looked at lance. “it’s….It’s okay. I just…thougt this would work.”
I’m not hurting Jump like that, I’m not a monster!…….. I’d administer morphine before doing that! Ok, not really and I wouldn’t do that to Jump…….. Probably. Definitely not you though Lance. Shall we return to the main facility? I’ll tell you what; if we just drop this stupid shit I’ll just fuck with Lance’s mainframe file so he’s my assistant. That way he doesn’t die or get recycled for next month and everyone’s happy!
“no. Not everyone is happy. I don’t think that he would be happy with this and I’m not happy too! Why do you think I want to escape? Because I just freakin like it here?!”
*sighs* Can we resolve this bullshit before I get my gun out and start firing it at your kneecaps to negotiate with your bullshit? Look, I get it alright? But you’re really making a complete ass out of yourself and completely tearing West apart. She’s the poor girl that pulled the strings that saved you from a room full of fire or going through another month without even knowing. Do you even realize what you’re doing to other people? To your friends? Give it a minute and think about it.
He looked down. “….you’re right….”
I’m glad we could come to a peaceful resolution without violence. LANCE? YOU’RE NO LONGER A D-CLASS!
askthescp-4050-instances asked:
Reid? I got something for you. *legitimately actually being serious for once*
agentravenwest answered:
Reid sighs heavily under his breath before turning to look at Adrian.
“What is it?”
(Adrian holds up his hands in surrender sarcastically, revealing him holding a wrapped box) I just wanted to say I’m sorry. Look, about what you said the other day it’s really stuck with me and I couldn’t stop thinking about it and I wanted to make it up to you. That and to clarify some things. Like when I said sensory for my ADHD, that was basically referring to the time I got both my hands stuck in a large block of putty and other minor things like the pen clicking I kept doing mindlessly when you were trying to have a peaceful lunch the other day.
Look, You’re one of my best friends Reid. I’ve known you for a long time and I’m sorry for being such an douche to you. It’s uncalled for. I went through the fight we had a few more times and what you said meant a lot more sense in deeper context than what I was processing it as at the time. I’m sorry I pinned your arms behind you, I had a tough sister, it builds onto ya. I went through the process of getting you a new social security number and all that other stuff after selling your original ones on the deep web. That, and I got something you made that to be honest, has meant a lot to me over the years. *hands over present and sits down*
You don’t have to accept my apology, I know what I’ve did. But uh, If you’d like you can accompany me to a space launch we’re doing with something I find pretty awesome!
Reid sighs, taking the box in both hands as Adrian takes a seat across from him.
“No, thank you, I don’t particularly want a gift,” he grumbles, placing the box down on the table. Sitting across the man, he sits tensely with his arms folded.
“I…. Wouldn’t particularly mind seeing the source launch, however.”
Glad to hear you’re at least willing to accept an invitation to see something! You familiar with the spaceplanes we’ve been working on? This’ll be the first launched prototype carrying a payload to orbit! Then it’s using RCS thrusting for a retrograde burn and eventually return to the same landing strip.
Anyway, enough about that. I’ll leave you with the present but let me know if you open it! There’s uh, plastic pipe in there. I-It’s something you made a long time ago and it’s meant a lot to me so I’ve kept it over the cycles.
Our muses are stargazing when they see something fall from the sky and crash not too far away. Send ✧ for a starter.
What the mysterious object is, is up to you.
@askthescp-4050-instances imagin that jump and lance was stargazing when Adrian fell down. XD